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The way I see it, 

every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.


All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. 

Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hit me with a cricket bat. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?


I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. 

I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You've swallowed a planet!
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.


I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.
Saving the world with meals on wheels.
I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.


They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?


I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.


*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You've swallowed a planet! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!


I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.


It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.


The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.


I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?


It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?


I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.


I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?


You've swallowed a planet! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.


I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

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